A tourist asked a boat Guy do u know biology,physiology,geology,psychology and criminology?The boat guy said No........The tourist then said damn, what the hell do u know on the face of this earth you will die illiteracy!!
After a while a boat started sinking' then a boat guy asked the tourist Do you know swimology and escapology from crocodology? The tourist answer No........the boat guy said well you will drownology and crocodilogy will eat your assology and you will dieology because of your badmouthlogy!
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